| chonger2017 发表于 2020-7-18 13:40 只看TA 1楼 |
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[笑话] 没品笑话三则 ☆I've been booked to babysit a 10 year old deaf girl for the first time. Before I start I need a few things clarified.Mainly, is sign language admissible as evidence? 我最近找了一个10岁的哑女来照顾我家小孩，但在她上岗之前，我有些问题想问。 首先，请问手语能被作为呈堂证供吗？ ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ☆Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night. 我刚对妻子说，我心情特别不好，只有吹个萧我才能高兴。 她说：大半夜的你上哪儿找别人的萧去吹啊？ ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ☆Most people are cunts. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people yell "Oi CUNT" and watch them all turn around. 大多数人都是傻逼。 不相信吗？ 下次你再看到一群人，你就大喊“哎傻逼”，你看看有多少人回头看你。 |
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